Blegh, His Hands
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oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs
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Roommate went out of town once, asked me to look after her cat.
Night one she comes down meowing at me. I go check her food/water, they’re full. Litter box empty. Make sure my roommate’s door is still open and she’s not locked out of her room or something. I try to pet her and she dodges me, offer her treats and she won’t have it, try playing with her but she won’t play, try just ignoring her and she won’t stop following me around meowing at me.
So I call my roommate, concerned maybe she was sick or in pain and that’s why she was being so insistent despite having all her needs met.
Roommate goes: “OH! She wants you to go to bed. Go upstairs to my room and just sit in my bed with her for a few minutes. She should curl up and get comfortable. Once shes laid down she usually lets me go back to what I’m doing she just can’t seem to go to bed on her own”
Sure enough, I go sit on roommates bed and she just happily jumps up, curls up on the blanket, and purrs herself to sleep.
I like when cats try to give their humans healthy habits.
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the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like “oh no… what have i done…. shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!” and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like “oh shes soooo weird” but shes just normal
Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids
NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It’s your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
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Rip Howl Pendragon, you would’ve loved Korean skincare.
#i hate to do this to my man but howl would have a tiktok account #he is trying to share his 12 step skincare routine and his 20 step haircare routine #but he spends most of it trying to hide that he lives in a moving castle in a different world
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Anonymous asked:
what if we held hands at the dj crazy times & ms biljana electronica concert.
you know what would happen if we did? world peace….
Dailyasiandramas’ Sunday Throwback Poll 22: Choose a Villain
Qiao Hui Xin [The Love By Hypnotic, China]
Jang Joon Woo/Jang Han Seok [Vincenzo, South Korea]
Cha Yul Moo [The Tale of Nokdu, South Korea]
Rong Hao [Love Between Fairy and Devil, China]
Todd [Not Me, Thailand]
Gao Jian Hong [Lighter & Princess, China]
Chen Chu Chu [The Romance of Tiger and Rose, China]
Baek Hee Sung [Flower of Evil, South Korea]
Jin Mu [Alchemy of Souls, South Korea]
Wei Xuan He [Love Under The Full Moon, China]